So Much For The Proud Day

I was in fifth grade. I had made a clay model of Julius Caesar for a history class project. It was really good. The model was lifelike. I was really proud, even the other kids at school thought that it was cool. Later that day, we were quietly reading in class. All of a sudden, a large thump emanated from the back of the room. At first, nobody could figure out what had made the noise. Then people started to snicker and laugh. I realized that the head of Julius Caesar had fallen onto the floor. His face and especially his nose were smashed. It was beyond repair and I was completely humiliated.

-Janel

Snot Hands

When I was in 3rd grade, I sat at a desk that was on the left and in the front row of the classroom. One day, I had to sneeze, but didn't have a tissue, so I sneezed in my hands. I ended up completely coating my hands with mucus. The worst part was the fact the I had to walk across the front of the classroom, in front on everybody, to wash my hands off. Everybody started giggling as I walked across the room because I looked like a surgeon, for I was holding my hands up so that mucus wouldn't drip on the floor. It was really embarrassing back then, but nowadays I would probably chase someone and threaten to get snot on them.

-Mike

Poo Chute

When I was a kid, there was a park with a giant slide. One day when I went to the park with my family, I went down the slide and had diarrhea. I stopped myself about halfway and climbed back up the slide to warn the other kids, but they didn't listen to me. They went down. Needless to say we all got out of that park fast. I wonder if anyone will write about the time they went down a big slide and ...

-TJ

The Stain

I was in first grade, sitting in music class, when I had the urge to take a pee. I held it for a while and then asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom. She said no, so I held it. I kept on holding it and holding it, and eventually I could hold it no more. I peed my pants. It ran down my pant leg and onto the wood floor. I was embarrassed, so I didn't tell anyone. I think that the stain is still there today.

-Mike