A Scary Ride

One time when I went to Valleyfair, I went on the Wild Thing. It is a big green rollercoaster and one of the main rides there. During the ride, I had to hawk a big loogy. I spit it out and turned around to watch it. I looked on in horror and saw it land right on a big black guy's eye. When the ride ended, I grabbed my hat and ran. The guy chased me while yelling, "Hey kid! Why did you do that? Come back here!" I ran away. The only reason I got away was because he had his daughter with him, who also got some spit on her face too.

-Al

A Soiled BBQ

When I was a kid, I was at my dad's friend's house because he was having a BBQ. We were all running around, having squirt gun fights, swimming, playing tag, ect. About halfway through the day, I had to poop. I was all wet from swimming, so I didn't want to go into their house and get it all wet. By the time that I got somewhat dry, I had to go really really bad. I finally got into the bathroom and stood in front of the toilet, but I started to go even before I got my swimsuit down. Luckily, I was over the toilet. I finished pulling my swimming trunks down and sat down. I had made a really bad mistake. I forgot to check and see if the seat cover was up, which it wasn't, so I ended up sitting down in a pile of my own poo. I freaked out and poo went everywhere. It was even on the wall. I ended up turning their bathtub into a poo washing station. My mom had to help clean it up.

-TJ